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Text exchange between Strider and William

For those who missed the text exchange between Strider and William, I'm posting here.  This isn't in The Darkest Craving, but happened behind the scenes somewhere in the first 100 pages!  

Strider: DUDE
William: I know. Disaster has finally flipped his lid
Strider: Try 2 talk him in2 stayin w/us 
William: Did. Epic fail
Strider: When you say “did” do U mean “didn’t” 
William: U know me so well
Strider: F-U. 
William: Why don’t U try 2 talk 2 him?? by U I mean U

Strider: I like my balls where they R, thanks tho

William: If he leaves fortress 2 find this chick, he’s gonna get shanked—NOT in good way
Strider: There’s a good way?
William: Hells yeah. There was this one time, at band camp…
Strider: Blow me. 
William: Told U be4 UR not hot ‘nuff 4 me. 
Strider: Please. U want a piece of me SO bad
William: I’ve seen better
Strider: LIES! No one’s seen better. So what R we gonna do about Kane?
William: I’m sick & tired of looking this good AND saving the day. But fine. Whateves. I’ll go w/him & make sure chick’s not cray-cray. But U’ll owe me SO BIG
Strider: UR all heart—such a giver. I’d go but the old ball & chain has
Strider: I’d go but MY WONDERFUL GLORIOUS CONSORT HAS GENTLY REQUESTED THAT I STAY AND HELP WITH A VERY IMPORTANT TASK 
William: UR wonderful glorious consort just stole UR phone, didn’t she?
Strider: Hello, Willy
William: Hello, Kaia. Tell the Stride-Man not 2 worry—I’m on the case
Strider: Poor Kane. Poor world
William: Well, look @ that. U know me as well as the Stride-Man. Save a kiss 4 me. I like a lot of tongue.
Strider: What U’ll get is a lot of fang—across UR carotid
William: Don’t you dare save a kiss 4 me. How does Strider live w/U? 
Strider: Easy. He’d die w/out me
William: That kinda sick obsession is NEVER happening 2 me! Willy signing off. 

 

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Comment by Amanda on February 5, 2015 at 1:05am
I can't even imagine where G.Showalter could have gotten the idea for these two.....Willy's story is going to be EPIC!!!!!!
Comment by tina on July 6, 2014 at 11:48pm
I love William i hope he will get a book too.
Comment by paula valerio dos santos pereira on October 16, 2013 at 8:25am

loved darkest craving, and i can´t wait to williams book. i know it´s gonna take a while to read it, but a girl can dream and he´s already sickely obsessed hope he´ll suffer a bit for our lovely little girl G. how will that be played i don´t know, but i´m hopeful!

Comment by jazzmin ramos on August 16, 2013 at 7:02pm
OoOo I seriously can't wait for his story..gonna get his heart and Sweet ass handed to him but good ;)
Comment by Lucy Calmeiro on July 25, 2013 at 6:07pm

HA, William! Just shut it. That "sick obsession" has already happened to you! xD

Comment by Sebella Blue on July 22, 2013 at 2:11pm
Ok, that rocks. William is a hoot!
Comment by Zafirah on July 17, 2013 at 9:30am

I love William!

Comment by Tara Jefferson on July 15, 2013 at 2:21pm

ROFL!!

Comment by Jennifer Roever on July 6, 2013 at 10:30am

I'm so looking forward to Kane's story to come out. Love the Lords of the Underworld series.

Comment by Crystal Zapata on July 5, 2013 at 10:40pm
Hilarious! IMF can't wait- another brilliant installment I'm sure! :)

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